Dumasnauas is a contagious disease caught by an overdose of caffiene.  Dumasnauas has a variety of side effects including:

  • Nausea
  • Diahrrea
  • Loss of balance
  • Excessive bowel movements
  • Temporary dyslexia
  • Lowered understanding rate
  • Erectile disfunction
  • Instant virginuous child birth
  • Death
  • Stroke
  • Thoughts of suicide
  • Excessive thoughts of repeated tasks
  • Lowered IQ* (IQ is lowed to the level of an adverage donkey)
  • Slow and painful death
  • Spontanious combustion
  • Excessive need for caffeine
  • Random muscle spasms
  • Stuttering of words or phrases
  • Random bald patching ocurring throughout the body

The side effect "Lowered IQ" also referses to the the saying "Dumbass" becuase the person is as smart as a donkey or ass. The saying dumbass cought on and in 1659 dumbass was made part of the English language.

The more you know.