Dumasnauas

Dumasnauas is a contagious disease caught by an overdose of caffiene. Dumasnauas has a variety of side effects including: ​ The side effect "Lowered IQ" also referses to the the saying "Dumbass" becuase the person is as smart as a donkey or ass. The saying dumbass cought on and in 1659 dumbass was made part of the English language.
 * Nausea
 * Diahrrea
 * Loss of balance
 * Excessive bowel movements
 * Temporary dyslexia
 * Lowered understanding rate
 * Erectile disfunction
 * Instant virginuous child birth
 * Death
 * Stroke
 * Thoughts of suicide
 * Excessive thoughts of repeated tasks
 * Lowered IQ* (IQ is lowed to the level of an adverage donkey)
 * Slow and painful death
 * Spontanious combustion
 * Excessive need for caffeine
 * Random muscle spasms
 * Stuttering of words or phrases
 * Random bald patching ocurring throughout the body

The more you know.