You

You were born in a hospital in 1952 on a shoe. You have been in the Army for the past 57 years.

= Early Life = You enjoyed playing Monopoly and Scrabble as a kid. You went to school and got bad grades. You hated excersise. You never liked anything but cheeseburgers from Burger King. You always had fun.

= Later Life = You got a job at Burger King as an adult. Then you got fired because you were eating the food and then you joined the army.